Wednesday, February 28, 2007
I did say 'firstly', so I guess you're waiting with baited breath for a 'secondly'. Sorry to dissapoint!
Number 2 on the list of why this is a cruel world, is because of the parents of the abandoned kids that we visit over the weekends. It's really sad that parents leave their kids sometimes withouth ever having seen their child - sad!
Finally and thirdly - is the De Larey song. It drives me nuts, wink wink!
Monday, February 26, 2007
At the gym, overcome with enthusiasm, I overworked my calves. Today, I had to drag myself into the office with my arms. I'm in so much pain, I think that I'm going to the chemist to go and pop some voltaren.
Cheers for now.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
I was hoping to use the money to substitute my income - but that is no where near my target... in fact its still zero... tying in nicely with my blog viewership/readership numbers.
I have not been writing for awhile, give a guy a break for going down the road less traveled.
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
As I was sipping my tea, there was a knock on the door – it was the Pope (the one who replaced John Paul II – and no one can remember his name). He came to ‘Dals’ seeking advice. Apparently he had upset some Muslims. Now ‘Dals’ did not take to this lightly. This Pope – lets call him Benny, was about to start some ‘sh** up in here’ and have a Jihad on his hands. So, ‘Dals’ presented him with two options – kinda like the options that Neo was presented by Morpheus.
The dialogue that followed was exactly this:
“You take the blue pill, the story ends here, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill you stay in wonderland and I'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.”
Suffice to say that Benny chose the blue pill and issued a public apology.
I returned to my physical body and proceeded to urinate a pale shade of blue…