Monday, May 21, 2007

Save the Ozone - Eat a Cow

Fact, cows fart methane. Fact, methane is a contributor to global warming. My solution, eat more cows. If we had the vegetarians, vegans, Buddhists and Hindus of the world on our side, we would be able to reduce lethal methane emissions.

6 comments:

Waseem said...

Heal the world, make it a better place. Give beef a chance

KerBear said...

more braai's with loads of cow....yippee

Anonymous said...

What a thoughtless post... im sure that you are aware of your own methane outlet?!? or did science not exist throughout your period of education? I suggest that we provide the cows with a moment of natural rest whilst making a delightful peppered steak out of you?!

Anonymous said...

ooo....some harsh words for there

Saaleha Idrees Bamjee said...

well, eating more beef means more cows are bred to sustain demand. hence, more methane.

Unknown said...

If we don't eat the cows they will breed anyway and the methane issue remains the same. The logical extension of the 'stop eating cows' argument is that if we stop eating cows something MUST be done about the massive cow population. That 'something' can ONLY be; murder off the cows for they are STILL a threat because of their emissions, regardless of the size of their population. Murdering a whole race of Humans due to limited food production by removing animal foods is okay in the liberal utopia being forced on us. But murdering off a whole race of cows is unacceptable. It's a socialist-progressive paradox. The only balanced solution is to keep eating the cows as Human emissions will increase with the more beans consumed to replace the protein loss from not eating meat.