My girlfriend hooked me up with these pickup lines that are very well know in Soweto and apparently also generally very successful. So, to impress the ladies, you don't need a shiny medallion and chest hair. Just use these lines...
While talking to the lady of your choice, include these words:
Thambo lam' le Kentucky - my Kentucky bone
Ngiya qwala ngawe - With you I get full
Sumbrela sam' se langa - My umbrella for the sun
Ngik'thanda nom'uvhutha baby - I love you even when you are in flames baby
S'tofu sam' sama lahle - my coal stove
Ku chitekha ama dus'bini - Dust bins just fall by themselves (in your presence)
Shumi lam' (my 1 Rand)
Shumi lam' (my 1 Rand)
Dudlu Dwadla - a phrase used to get the attention of a chubby, sexy lady...
Slender never gets tired, tired by mistake, mistake by people, people with jelasi (just a saying, not to sure what context this is used in)
Scotch never die - The ladies retort if a guy is wearing a check shirt, girls will tease him by saying this!
So, hope this helps...
So, hope this helps...
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